• asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 days ago

    Aliens have quarantined the solar system to prevent contamination of the universe by humanity. They are waiting for us to incinerate ourselves and keeping the other races safe until we finish the job.

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      7 days ago

      As we are not fast enough to their liking, they send Musk to put so much junk in our orbit, so that we may never reach space.

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      7 days ago

      If they had the technology to do that they could just wipe us out

      Even dropping a single nuke in the right spot would be enough to blow up everyone (humans initiating nuclear response)