Captain Howdy

…had to be rescued by kayak.

What?! Can someone explain to me (a verified idiot) how a person is rescued from a house fire by kayak?

No one was killed in the incident. Apparently the last drove herself to the hospital so she wasn’t even arrested.

Your heart is in the right place, but please do read more than a headline. Bring reactionary is the job of the other side.

I hope all these fuckers running the companies get the day they voted for.

Can’t they just get around a tax like that by borrowing cash (for their lifestyle) and using their assets as collateral?