

Trump: I am not a king, how dare you! I am an emperor!!!
Trump: I am not a king, how dare you! I am an emperor!!!
Can Hank write?
Rotate your phone 180 degrees.
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Teacher, leave the kids alone!
So… Lying in the box waiting for the death?
Marketers aren’t intelligent either, so I see no reason to listen to them.
The Atari chess program can play chess better than the Boeing 747 too. And better than the North Pole. Amazing!
Who said “instead”? Putin wants all. And NATO has serious problems with articulating “No”.
I understand that. That’s obvious. I’m saying that there aren’t any options that doesn’t involve “stupid shit”. Either this shit or that shit.
No, it couldn’t.
I see no possible variant when the parade is dismissed for some reason and the saved money is sent to veterans or insulin manufacturers.
Yes, but you can have 14.768 types of smartphones and colourful stickers. Isn’t it better?
Poor and sober. Can it be considered as ok?
Only money and alcohol keep their promises for most of the time. And even they are not 100% reliable. Not even 75%…
are illegal?
Not now. But it surely will be as soon as we would be able to make something useful at home.
No sooner than we would be able to make chips at home. Of course, it would be illegal at start, but eventually… Well, not in the nearest 2-3 decades.
We have nowhere to leave, anyway. It is a dead end. We will die here.
Useful for what? To lure here more users? Mostly useless then because Lemmy almost isn’t indexed by web-crawlers. So all your “content” is visible only to those who already are here.
What is the goal? Selling puppies?
Wow, classical feces vs. turd choice. Why can’t Americans just stop eating shit altogether?
But still, it is a nice trolling from the Pope.