“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

I agree, let’s all plan on falling back by a half hour this year.

Don’t worry, you’ll get your fall back as regularly scheduled. However, when the clock hits midnight we’re immediately jumping ahead an hour again so we permanently land on DST.

Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!

That’s a great idea! Which distro are we all installing?

Only one solution, better Kristi Noem it.

SkiFree

How much will a premium subscription cost for this imaginary friend?

Sounds good. I am strongly against the United States issuing tariffs against it’s greatest trade partners, namely Canada and Mexico. Making trade more difficult with the nations closest neighbors will likely create long lasting distrust and may ultimately be damaging to average Americans, regardless of which way the economy swings.

Okay, you start.

I’m your Huckleberry. What are we debating though?

Thank you! Finally someone who’s actually talking sense for once.