I bet he eats blockberries.

Why does this speak to me so?

Too much Bananalatro, maybe.

The Herd - Unpredictable has some English, but it also has a few other languages and it keeps getting faster. I enjoy it a lot.

My porcelain pal and me!

Challenge accepted.

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.

Oh, hey, look. It’s the men in women’s bathrooms they feared for so long.

It finally happened!

Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

It’s true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!

Willow for the NES has some songs that will still randomly take over the ol’ jukebox of the brain to this day.

I can get behind “Pay $X to remove ads” or “Pay $Y to unlock the full app.”

I even understand subscriptions for some things.

Just about everything else is avoided at all no costs.