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Reswamping

I’ve heard you can cure diabetes by injecting bleach

* most bread. I was horrified last time I visited. Even what was supposed to be whole grain bread was just dyed light “bread”

That does sound pretty rad. Rocket jumping a ball-kicking shark, that is… not killing kids – that’s totally uncool.

I mean… we are pretty good at it

I don’t even trust

WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEEEM!?!?

How long have you been working here?

Couch fuck of death

Well, it takes a couple of days… 🤞

Just make sure you don’t redeem them

J’utilise le Arch de Triomphe, btw

Guillotines

I know which game you’re looking for!!

That something’s up

🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

I’ve seen Braveheart probably 30-50 times. Not very historically accurate, but such a great movie.

Looks like a hand grasping for something

Only time I used 3D on my TV was playing Black Ops split-screen, where both players got the full screen, which was pretty neat.