pleb_maximus

And things were better for it.

That text sounds more like an Owen problem.
OPs idea sounds neat though.

Ah, a person of culture I see.

Battle Royale of the megagrifters for the throne? Would surely sell some tickets, too. :3

The heretical couchfucker.

On second thought, that might make him sound more metal. Maybe just couchfucker is enough.

Giant Salami

Eh, could be worse.

What did you call me?!?

looks at username Ah, you are on of us fellow germs. That’s okay then.