Whaaaaat?? I . . . certainly don’t know what you mean!?

He hires only the best! And I think we can all agree beautiful women are the best, huh? Right? You’d have to be some DEI-obsessed sleazebag Democrat to suggest these lovely ladies go through some kind of vetting process to ensure a good fit for both them and the government.

Next you’ll be wanting to give them the right to their own bodies! Ha! Liberal!