• taiyang@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Humans actually created gators; they’re a crossbreed of citron and crocodile. So in a way, we already made Gatorade.

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    29 days ago

    When life gives you gators, don’t make Gatorade. Make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn gators! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the gators! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!