Mary: The greatest cheater/liar in history and we all have the children celebrate it
Joseph: … yeah Mary … immaculate conception … sure … I’ll be home late … gotta fill out that census … still gotta list myself as the “father”
Just see the whole thing from Joseph’s POV: Just after the “immaculate conception” three rich dudes with expensive gifts come around…
He’s a carpenter too, so hes gotta go back to the building site with all his builder pals and explain it
They’re clowning the shit out of him and Jesus who does the drywall inexplicably called out that day
FYI immaculate conception refers to Mary’s birth not Jesus’
Source?
To be more clear about what they mean, “immaculate conception” refers to Mary being born without original sin and continuing to be free from sin throughout life. This allowed her to be a worthy mother to bring God’s child into the world. This is generally only a tenet of Catholic teaching, and most other denominations reject the notion.
The term for a woman becoming pregnant without sex is “spontaneous conception,” and it does rarely occur in some animals when they are isolated from males of their species. Though in those situations, the offspring are exclusively female as the female only has X chromosomes to pass on.
Huh, TIL
What is this drum reference?
The Little Drummer Boy, a Christmas song.
COME EM TOLD ME
PARAM PAM PAM PAMMMMMMMM!!!
DA NUBORN KING TA SEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHPPAAAAAM PAPAPAPAPAARAAAAAAAM AAAAAAH BROOOOOM ZOOOM WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I was wondering what it was. You nailed it. Now it’s stuck in my head. Fuuuuuck
I heard this comment
But that song sings about the drummer boy who drums for the Jesus because he had no other gift to give
The drums themselves would’ve made for a better gift tbh
To be fair, at least the gold and perfume were a year later.
