“Platonic solids for my real friends and real solids for my platonic friends!” – xkcd 1645 - ToastsYeah… You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won’t.
I can’t argue with that.
Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.
Whats with the presentation?
Narcissism
So it should read “I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed”.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!
Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.
enough cheese
does not compute
gives a great tan
Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.
beat me to it.
Shampoo or Realpoo
Champagne implies the existence of Champleasure
Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.
Yeah, its called American beer.
Shots fired!
They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.
ShamWow implies the existence of LegitMeh
We demand REAL poo!
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
I’m more of a shamshit guy
Shamcrap! Shamdoodoo! Shamdingleberries!
He called shamshit shampoo.
This looks like female Rainbolt
No it doesn’t. Plenty of animals only poo, including most insects and birds.
And given the wetness of shampoo, it’s unlikely that there’s a separate shampiss.
Uhm … I guess so?
