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    This only adds another layer of reinforcement to my firm belief that he’s done something that means that he should go to not only jail, but some kind of super-hell when he dies.

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    Example snippet…
    Document no.45-666-696969
    From: 🟦🟦🟦🟦 of Omicron Persei 🟦
    To: 🟦🟦rrrrrr of Omicron Persei 8
    🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦’s island has too much human horn for harvesting. 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Lurrrrrr asked. 🟦 🟦🟦🟦 🟦 popplers 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦. 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦 🟦🟦🟦 ? 🟦🟦🟦 .

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    I was sure you meant “alien” as in “foreigner” but no, you actually mean extra-terrestrial. 👽

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    This looks like a yakuza game at this point, with these cartoon evil pedo politicians pulling the alien defense.

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    Dam he got to be a part of a massive sex trafficking ring AND THEN became president and got to hide it. Life is unfair lol

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      He did do this during the first term. There wasn’t anything interesting, but it did distract the conspiracy folks.

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        The pullout was weird at the time. Handful of censored videos, talk of more then nothing. A couple of senators or house members suddenly became disinterested for no reason in particular and it died.

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      Honestly, if there were alien craft zipping around, I can imagine why no government would want to disclose them. It would basically be an announcement of, “these damn craft are flying around the atmosphere and the space around Earth. They’re utterly beyond anything we’re capable of. We’re not sure if they’re aliens, time travelers, beings from another dimension, literal angels or demons, or something even stranger. But we are utterly at their mercy. They’re spying on us constantly, for purposes unknown. Oh, and occasionally they’ll just abduct people and carry them off for God-knows-what reason. I’m sorry, but there is literally nothing we or any human being can do about this. They’re basically gods to us, and we know next to nothing about them, where they come from, or why they’re here.”

      What leader would ever want to give that speech? I don’t consider it likely we are being visited by non-human intelligences. But if we were, it wouldn’t be anything like Roswell and Area 51. We wouldn’t have a base full of downed or crashed alien craft. They simply wouldn’t crash, and we would have no ability to shoot them down. A real announcement of alien visitors wouldn’t be the reveal of some vast secret government project, a revealing of secret strength. It would be us saying, “we’ve been working on this problem for nearly a century, and we’ve learned nothing. All we know is that they’re there, and we can’t do a damn thing about it.” It would a confession of weakness and utter helplessness, a government openly admitting it’s completely powerless to protect its people from an unknown outside threat. Can you imagine a president telling the public, “yeah, you might get abducted by aliens. Sorry, that just happens sometimes. There’s nothing we can do about it.”

      It would represent a complete shattering of our species’ sense of value and security. And voters tend not to like politicians who tell them the unvarnished truth.

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        They simply wouldn’t crash

        Why would that be assumed? Yes flying across space is a level of technology we can’t comprehend, but unless these beings have truly become gods, technology breaks. Something can always go wrong.

      • we are utterly at their mercy. They’re spying on us constantly, for purposes unknown. Oh, and occasionally they’ll just abduct people and carry them off for God-knows-what reason.

        Sounds like the sort of thing this administration would be proud of. It’s what their supporters voted for!

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    As was said before, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.

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    And then those files will only be half released and full of redactions because it turns that Trump and the other billionaires have been fucking alien kids too.

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    I’m calling it here: Trump did not just rape a child. Everyone already knows that and he’s still trying to hide the Epstein files.

    Trump murdered a child and then raped her corpse.

    Or there’s a video of him having sex with Bill Clinton. Republicans would consider that equally bad.

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      I dunno about that last bit, seems like they are totally ok with the pedophilia, murdering children and sex trafficking. In fact, they seem to think those things are pretty damn cool.

      Two consenting males getting it on behind closed doors - now THAT is a bridge too far!!

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      I don’t think that’s what they are worried about the base finding out. I think he had sex with boys too… That might be too much for the non Catholic base.

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      Remember when people thought that there was a video out there where someone peed on him or something that that’s what’s gonna finish him? Those were the days.