• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    6 hours ago

    I just connected my Windows 7 machine to the internet and two Russians jumped out my serial port! One is holding me down while the other one is stealing the CPU from my washing machine! Send help!

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      4 hours ago

      Well see the problem is you didn’t hot glue the cereal and milk port shut dummie

      • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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        4 hours ago

        Well one did fuck me in the ass while the other one stole my favorite underwear right out from the delicate cycle. Total animals.