Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours agoFinally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up1723arrow-down14
arrow-up1719arrow-down1imageFinally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!sopuli.xyzGork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours agomessage-square60linkfedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up70·17 hours agoWhat’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
minus-squareLaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up38·17 hours agoHot dog repo man is my new dream career
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·16 hours agoYou can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
minus-squareFosterMolasses@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 hours agoUgggghhh, that’s such a good username! Dibs if I lose this account lol
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 hours agoI just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoI see a promising future in glizzy logistics
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoThey can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that’s likely how I’ll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.
minus-squareA_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 hours agoI agree. They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.
What’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
Hot dog repo man is my new dream career
You can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
Ugggghhh, that’s such a good username!
Dibs if I lose this account lol
I just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
I see a promising future in glizzy logistics
They can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that’s likely how I’ll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.
I agree.
They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.
Pound of flesh?