They’re crunchier, more like puffed Cheetos; and crunchier still from the buttery sugar coating. And they’re salty. And addictive as fuck.

I didn’t know about the Trumpie associations, and that’s sad, 'cause they have one hell of a beef jerky selection.

Except the beaver nuggets

…Again

Relax, guy!

Because they were kept secret by his accomplice.

And what happened in 2008?

I can’t. Not yet. It’s like watching videos of yourself with that wonderful girlfriend, before you screwed everything up

And these are also the types that claim that individual acts of charity are all we need to solve homelessness, hunger, etc. These assholes didn’t get rich by giving it away.

LED headlights are much brighter, but also there’s a lot of states, mine included, that are getting rid of auto inspections, so nobody has their headlights adjusted properly anymore. Those beams are not supposed to be shining that high, and definitely not in other driver’s faces.

Go on and watch some Greg Gutfeld or Jesse Watters, because it seems you need to have examples of “punching down” put before you. You’d have loved you some Rush Limbaugh.

Anytime someone of privilege is mocking anyone less fortunate than they are, that’s punching down, and I don’t care if you think it’s pretentious or not. The pretension here is all yours, bully boy.

Which used to be a metaphor for an impossible task, until conservatives got ahold of it

“Is it possible that Hillary Clinton actually was running a pedophile ring out of a pizza parlor basement? I mean, I’m just asking questions here.”

Ancient Aliens had more plausible propositions.

I think he’s got a show in some obscure place, but I blissfully haven’t heard his voice in years.

But there’s always a new asshole coming along

Yeah, I only put it in there because it’s strongly suggested in the rules 😒

prefers not to speak even when he thinks he has the right answer, for fear of being wrong

One remedy for that is to stop listening to Joe Rogan

“I’m just asking questions”

Glenn Beck was (is?) big on that one too.

Same here. Agreed.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Sure, but the article’s still as fun as the best Omen movies

Yeah? Well I ain’t “happy” having a sex-trafficking child-rapist-in Chief, either, so fuck him.