Angry_Autist (he/him)

I’d go over to my friends houses for sleepovers and when someone had a question I’d say ‘Well, let’s check your encyclopedia’ (I’m old)

Almost always their response: Our what? Do you think we’re a library?

It’s so easy bc there’s only dozens of them

Every thread on lemmy is dead

Chaplains are on the front lines with the troops so they should be able to hold their own in a melee

To balance and contrast against priest, let Chaplains healing be HoT or temp hitpoints

Non-magical healing abilities to reflect field triage and supplement their technically low healing capacity

Inspiration buffs as they read from their holy writ

Remove fear effects, and maybe a super rare Battlefield Divine Intervention

Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series is what kind of did it for me, he was an amazing human.

Or a cruel dreamer for making me think that this was how the world was supposed to be.

Ok obviously you know this happens and you know it’s stupid and impractical to lay on your side

All the bits that need cleaning are right their up front with just a flat hand extended to get the arch of the backdoor. If you can jerk your rod sitting down then it’s only 3 more inches till you’re wiping your shitter

So don’t pretend it’s some kind of acrobatic feat

But my question is, mr. standing wiper, how the fuck do you get to your taint, or do you have to do 2 trips?

I will never live down the shame of using ‘wend’ in a conversation

We haven’t had democracy since the Dimpled Chad incident

You might think that but the brain is great at ‘in-betweening’, do the stopwatch Libet test and see what you get

When I was a kid I noticed most books hadn’t been checked out by more than 2 or 3 people. At one branch they’d just stamp the back inner cover of the paperback, no checkout slip and I asked “What happens when you run out of space to stamp?” and she just laughed sadly

It hurt to learn this

Most fish probably never even realize that water exists till they are yanked out of it by the fisher’s net

Honestly I’d kind of liked more gun assault survival training as a kid

mongo gives you a ton of control on the back wheel, ignore the haters

To be fair a lot of us had to get the ol’ melon repaired to one degree or another

That’s why nature saw fit to use the strongest shape to protect the most important organ

I think it’s hard for both in different ways but let’s never discount which gender by a large margin leads the suicide count

Being a boy is lonely in ways girls will never know

Being a girl is stressful in ways boys will never know

Boys can handle the kinds of stresses that overwhelm girls, in a way that’s why we are here

On the other hand, I’ve almost never met a girl who when exposed to just how needy we are on the inside doesn’t respond with at least slight disgust. Only twice have I ever seen true compassion and even then the experience was harrowing for them.

I think that’s a normal thing to think if you are a guy that physics glitched on.

I think it’s a normal thing to think if you are really a girl that physics glitched on.

I for real hate you

Grew up semi-rural south and same thing but my parents took me to see The Birdhouse for some reason (I was 14) and I was like “OH!”

Not gay myself, but thankfully I did not grow up to be the bigoted person my parents wanted me to be.