Executive Order #352735182653746227374 “Resisting Trump in any way shape or form is now terrorism.”

I was always pretty interested in geology, but I knew that the only secure work would be for oil companies so I never went for the degree…

I was always really interested in gems and minerals, but admiring them isn’t a job, and photography in that field is insanely specialized and not exactly a reasonable goal to shoot for, so I never got that degree…

I was also always really interested in astronomy, but there’s literally no work in that field at all so I didn’t go for the degree…

I never “found myself” because all of my interests either has you working for “the enemy” or there just weren’t any jobs to be had. Now I’m stuck working in a factory and I have an upcoming job that’s for the Israeli military…

It seems as though the greatest enhancement of efficiency for the sake of value Tesla could do is get rid of Musk. That would be some beautiful poetry, but we don’t live in the good timeline where karma is real. We live in the timeline where the villain always wins. :/

I want to end all my cream cheese conversations like this 40% off waffle iron:

Piss on carpet.

The argument we usually see in the US is some nonsense like “you’re comparing the Democrats in America to the left globally, you can’t do that! They’re to the left of Republicans so they’re the left!”

…ughh…

And as is tradition she’ll be rewarded by the scumbag troglodyte Magoos…

“You want to try to better your life, but the market demands for employment fluctuate? Go fuck yourself. Either be a psychic and be 100% certain your job is guaranteed or keep being poor, we don’t do help here in America. We take, we don’t give.”

-GOP

“An inaugural committee spokesperson did not respond to an inquiry Sunday about the spending and the size of leftover contributions.”

" Records show the committee for Obama’s first inauguration collected roughly $54 million — money that Kerrigan said adequately covered the costs of “the biggest planned political event in US history.”

Obama’s first inaugural included 10 official balls, an expanded parade and a star-studded concert at the Lincoln Memorial. Trump’s second inauguration featured three official balls. Other Trump events included an inauguration-eve rally at an arena in Washington and a celebration, complete with fireworks, at his golf club in Sterling, Virginia."

Well there you go… At least 200 million for Trump to keep, and some of the potential 60ish million spent already went to him through his Virginia golf club…

But tell me again how this piece of shit isn’t corrupt Magoos. Oh right, he so graciously gives up his $400,000 salary… I forgot how 400,000 is actually more than 200,000,000.

“I need to make headlines that Fox news can run with.” I’m pretty sure it’s something like that.

Republicans: Democrats are all radical leftists!

Democrats: Fuck the left, we’re all centrist Republicans!

The left: well fuck me I guess. No representation but all the blame…

Once these fascists are in jail

We’re in the dogshit timeline, we don’t get to have nice things like justice. :/

Seriously… This fucking guy… “I like weed so that makes me liberal, but fuck the left on every other meric possible oh and don’t even get me started on anyone younger than me, they deserve death.”

“Your liberal science is too biased against what conservatives want to believe, we will only accept Fox News validated results as Honest Truth™®®”

“cannot be this stupid?” This is a kakistocracy, it’s only stupid.

It’s an administration of “well, I haven’t seen it, so obviously it isn’t real.”

You bring up an interesting point. My plan was to go deep into the woods somewhere and eat a shotgun so no one had to have the displeasure of finding me, but maybe it would be better if I went to the law firm that represents Nestle or something and ruin their day.

what do you need to create a future worth living with others who think alike?

Money, influence, a brain worth a shit. I’m just a worthless factory schmuck, incapable of much more than I currently do.

I’m right there with you, not to mention it takes 2 to have kids and I’ve been single for a decade now. I’m only sticking around until my older family members are gone so I don’t hurt too many people, but after that I’m out.

I have no interest in seeing just how god awful the future will be while knowing I’ll never retire and will be stuck forever renting someones basement/garage.

“We get to boost our numbers and hit that quota easier and she was probably a communist Democrat anyway, win-win.”

“I mean… The founders have put methods in place to correct this issue, but you know… Fox news and the bully in chief. I’d say that checks and balances have been obliterated but then I’d get death threats by the cult of Trump.”

Fox news: Lisa Marxowsky admitted that she’s a far left Democrat Communist! She has Trump derangement syndrome!

Trump administration: Time to boost those numbers! Do your thing little Marco! “Twitter files 2.0 coming up! We’re getting rid of the disinformation task force because they CeNsOrEd CoNsErVaTiVeS!”

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