Yes, better.

I missed that entire bus.

There’s got to be a better way to phrase that? You’re right. I should have written it that way.

Even his haircut is squared up.

Herr Pudgemeister General

If we ever recover from this, there needs to be an amendment quashing stochastic terrorism and the like. All these evil sonsabitches should be automatically disqualified over violent rhetoric out of hand moving forward.

(There’s got to be a better way to write that.)

It’s a start.

Even Epstein’s lawyer said I had nothing to do with it. It’s old news.

Might not be the persuasive endorsement he thinks it is.

Defenestration

Poisoning

Some James Bondian shit you ain’t never heard of

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgi_Markov#Assassination

Kinda sucks, doesn’t it?

Still, I keep picturing your dad, basking in sweat, running a pho shop in Ho Chi Minh in the summertime or the like, wiping his brow with chicken-stock soaked dish towels.

I’m just glad someone had some idea what I was trying to describe.

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