He doesn’t have the mental dexterity required to improv on the spot like that.

And just to be clear, we’re talking about something that’s done almost exclusively by men who spent the majority of their lives undergoing repeated head trauma.

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I gotta be honest, that’s a pretty sad Thanksgiving spread. I get it, not everyone’s a great cook and/or has the desire to toil over an elaborate meal, but homemade mac and cheese is not that hard and totally worth it.