One time when my kids were little I was at Walmart and I suddenly realized I didn’t know where my son was and he was just little. So I was like, oh my god, where’s Buddy? Where’s Buddy? Where’s Buddy? And he busted up laughing because I was fucking holding him.

Insomnia does weird things to you.

Nope.

If you type it the search bar, it pulls up a calculator with the answer on it. I do it all the time.