“i’M A bUsiNeSsMAn” 💩💩💩

Time to clear out the affluent old fossils who act as controlled opposition.

The DNC fucked every god damn thing up.

Carville represents controlled opposition

None of this matters until the Starlink in swing states fiasco is addressed

Nice work, Blackrock.

Miss Piggy

Dipshit

Of

Gargantuan

Enormity

From the “no shit” files.

“The late great Hannibal Lecter…”

Everyone— “wut?”

Orange is the new black

Touché

We really need him to produce a chart of these levels he’s talking about, for the sake of comedy.

The fart of the seal 🦭💨

Stock market futures be like 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

The fart of the seal 🦭💨

Don’t forget to starve the destitute children and let work set them free.

This is the word of the Lord.

Now let’s celebrate with some rancid whale meat

It’s the only way he’ll ever get “fULL sELf dRiviNg” approved, since this bozo can’t figure it out, but Tesla stock has been pretending it works since 2020.

Accurate

“Hurr durrr derpp”, continued Dimon.