Barney’s magic ringtone

The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it

I made a PowerPoint presentation to convince them to let me play monster hunter when I was 13.

They let me.

It was raw. My grandpa loved it though.

What happened yesterday?

Minke whale. I’ve had hákarl and I prefer that over minke whale.

Have you tried turning it off and in again?

As far as reasons for delays go, that’s a pretty good one.

oof

The chainsaw was first used to saw bone, not trees. This was before anesthesia.

Personally, when their actions start harming others.

Your mom is in a cat cult?

I’ve never heard anyone use the term “consumable item” outside of games.

Then no

Is the microwave the server or is it the UI?

I work with embedded programming. I am not the first person you should ask to make a website for you…

Skull decompression. I had to have a cage or something like that screwed to my skull for a gamma knife operation to kill a brain tumour. I had to keep my head completely still for over an hour, so they screwed the cage to my skull, and then to the table itself. The skull gets a bit compressed and I really felt the pressure, but it didn’t hurt that much and I got used to it pretty fast. The worst part is when they take it off and your skull decompresses. Worse than a migraine.

Existential dread mostly, but sometimes I play video games

Started intermittent fasting for no real reason. I no longer wake up hungry and the urge for a midnight snack is completely gone.