Anger at Daily Show: they showed a picture of sunbathing pumpkin Lord for minutes. Much too long. Covered that part of the screen.

Damn you, Ronnie!

Ignore, yes the cheetoh does. Putin? You just gave him a great idea for a staged “assassination attempt.” You know, for that extra push at midterms.

Mourning the loss of the Saturn in the world.

Stupid story from a shoddy source.

Clickbait ineptitude dominates News

If the Cheetoh gives you any of his airtime (by disapproval, especially), you have our Recognized Seal of Approval.

Blacklisting by the Giant Pumpkin = Golden Ticket for good people of the future.

Thank you for helping Make the future bright again!

How will the federal government move forward if California & New York withhold their federal taxes?

New York & California are the real US’s incomes.