Who wore it best?

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I voted Trump coz he’s gonna fix the Conomy. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

“Just another week to get their ducks in a row, and Garland is gonna DROP THE HAMMER!”

They’re always “doing” the thing. Still waiting for a thing to get done.

No. Don’t try again, Joe. Why don’t you go outside, and play Hide and Go Fuck Yourself instead?

Hear fucking hear!

The supreme court made him a king. He had every right and ability to prevent ALL OF THIS, and he just whined his way out of office.

Biden is the guy that was given the biggest stick in history, and then just meekly handed over to one of the worst bullies in history.

Fuck. Joe. Biden.

A more interesting story would be on what Wall Street got right.

Nothing. Saved you a click.

I use the SlayerWaspKC method.

Not true. I have it on good authority that when unicorns experience explosive diarrhea, they relieve themselves exclusively upon Texas.

Some people, a very very very very small subsection of the populace, have a talent for puns. The problem is, they make it look easy, and that makes EVERYONE think they can do it…

He is so advanced, he completed mental development at 10.

it was prescribed to him

Hey! Elon and i go to the same doctor!

Emphasis on the plural DRUGS.

Don’t want to. Ask for asylum from Narnia because they hate you and wanna execute you.

“I just thought it was the line for the bathroom…”

Well, that, and the unexpected uptick in deportations to fucking everywhere, Narnia included. It’s expensive, shoving all those kids into a fucking dresser. They scream a lot, and the poor agents need lots of vacations to recover.

Additionally, burning most of the air traffic controllers at the stake probably doesn’t have anything to do with a dozen mid air collisions on the daily. That’s all free anyway, thank god.

And launching all the irs agents into that volcano? Yeah, we probably shouldn’t have done that, but hey! Big Balls won $50 on a scratchy! That’ll help offset!

And sucker punching every person, in every country that’s ever bought or made anything outside murica? It was pretty funny, but that’s gonna sting soon.

And we never made any fucking money on tourism, so it’s fucking GREAT that nobody ever comes here now!

Which means all those people at the national parks were obsolete, so fucking dump them!

And disaster recovery? After a disaster? Sorry, we can’t. You don’t think Big Balls won on his first scratchy, do you? That’s cute!

“At least” is doing some HEAVY lifting there. They way i trust the media these days, I’d judge there’s a zero they chopped of the end of that.

Coming in with a Double Dose of his patriotic pimpin’ love.