I’ve been thinking about how to respond to this post for 5 mins now…

I reenact all of the stupid things I said during the day at 3am. Does that count?

Sounds like a territorial claim. You should probably do a bigger poop next to theirs in order to assert dominance.

lol, the reason I’m asking Lemmy isn’t because I haven’t seen either of these things, it’s to gauge how others might interpret it.

Enhance!

That’s not normal. I’m sorry you had to go through that mate.

Just make sure you don’t accidentally use the ads-apt-repository or yum-config-manager --ads-repo commands

Why do you assume that a Danish person talking about “native Brits” means “white”?

Plasma TVs, DVRs, DVD players

Tequila

I would introduce Friday by Rebecca Black to The Beatles

Oh that’s terrible news. The tail means you’re going to stub your toe on something really hard and the side eye means you’re going to have your taxes audited 😬

Tail up or tail horizontal? This makes all the difference

Maybe like an ice cream party or something?

They don’t calculate anything

They calculate the statistical probability of the next token in an array of previous tokens

and even dating apps

Are 15 year olds on dating apps?! How is that legal now?

Competition shows human is still better than AI at coding – just

October 22, 2014 when AS Roma was defeated in Rome 1-7 against Bayern Munich in the Champions League. That was the last day of the Roman Empire.

lol, did you steal a laptop? 🤔

I’m talking about recording your trips using your phone and GPS. That way if your company say you were travelling 32kmph over the speed limit at 09:45 on July 15th 2025, you can confirm or refute their claim. I doubt the company is going to provide you with the GPS tracks along with their claim so you’ll need your own.