I’ll go against the grain on this one, I actually think something akin to this is the right approach.

“Protect the children” will have to go somewhere, it’s not going to just die. Getting kids devices, with locked down access is better than the ridiculous changes to the internet that are being planned.

This might not be the right implementation, but I think the idea is along the right lines… or at least, the least worst option.

This was intentional. Nobody writes journalist@definitelynotthemilitaryemail.com instead of specific-name@militaryemailthatwealwaysuse.com

Protect whistleblowers

Maybe they use an umbrella hat?

I would like it to be like in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

“At the sound of the cann…” BOOM

Better late than never

You guys took James Corden off our hands for years, seems only fair.

Meh, it’s just software

I’m shocked. Shocked! Well not that shocked.

Maybe I’m lacking imagination here, but how exactly would… …

“I’m planting landmines on my own land, which would only go off if someone decides to invade”

NOT be defence?