And the NYPD officers will all be like, “I don’t know enough about US law to refute this. I guess we gotta let him go, fellas.”

Are you telling him to just Xit it out?

And what does he do once this message has been Xat?

Sorry, the best we can offer is shooting an unarmed teen knocking on the door to ask for directions.

Aren’t most of NASAs operations in red states? Trump really loves shitting on the people who elected him, like it’s one of his stupid power moves or something.

Trump has a process??

Release the body cam footage or fuck off. I’m not believing a thing ICE says.

ETA: it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if another ICE officer broke her nose doing something supremely stupid and they’re trying to cover it up.

Oh no. Maybe they can keep the Pontiac Aztek company in the automotive retirement home.

There was a time when Republicans hated flip-flopping

People who had no reason to wear their fascism suit chose to do so anyway, for some reason. That reason is the actual story here.

You sound smart.

You can pack your stuff and see yourself out or you can roll the dice with our staff of 19 year old tuff bois.

Everybody knows by now that this buffoon always says the opposite of his true feelings, right?

“Luxurious” --> cheap crap “Beautiful” --> tacky/hideous/etc “Amazing” --> I just learned about this thing that everyone else has known for decades.

You lost me at “Even Joe Rogan thinks…”