Pokemon Go up my butt.

US version:

I’m here for a paycheck and insurance so I can afford medication to not die.

Because I need to pay my high medical deductible, daycare expenses, mortgage, and a car payment that adds up to about $60,000 a year from my yearly income of $65,000 gross before taxes.

Oh yeah and the coffee is free, which helps, because rich people tell us, all this burden would go away if we didn’t buy Starbucks so often.

Trussy

Calm down Satan

Pictured in this photo Dick Cheney

Also the CDC doesn’t have the budget that movie has. Today’s CDC would be lucky to be given a $10 Walmart grabber stick to catch the monkey with.