You can keep 'em on your medical insurance till they’re like 25 now.

Remembering will be made illegal in the US, punishable by a one way trip to El Salvador.

Hey look, another not a drag queen.

So sad that the oval office is occupied by such a small, weak man.

Once they get rid of the sex they’ll come for the violence.

Mississippi is the worst state I’ve been to. I can’t imagine living there.

Onward and sideways.

Get a couple of pistols, too, just in case you find yourself in a closed quarters confrontation.

This is the Kirk, Kobayashi Maru method.

Yeah, this tracks

Oh no, they’ll bomb the everliving shit out of it, right in broad daylight, and claim they located the last member of Hamas there.

Honestly I’d have to say a solid 5. I wasn’t spoiled, but definitely supported in all my ever-changing interests. I had freedom like simply doesn’t exist anymore, but I had rules to follow. I was super independent, so maybe others would have felt neglected, but I never wanted for attention or things. I was taught to think for myself, actively, by my parents, how to hobby, how to do basic life shit like cleaning, and laundry. I still have a strong relationship with my folks. I could and can talk to them.

Or , hear me out, what if US auto makers stop trying to force overpriced oversized trash on us? Maybe try to compete?