

I can only assume that the spirochetes in his brain are dying off, and all that’s left up there is cat food.


I can only assume that the spirochetes in his brain are dying off, and all that’s left up there is cat food.





Reading through Platner’s many hundreds of anonymous comments, it’s hard to paint him as a secret white supremacist or far-right extremist of any kind. In fact, his posts more or less align with the persona he has presented to voters in the two months since he launched his campaign: a rough-around-the-edges military veteran and oyster farmer with a penchant for crude language and a passion for firearms and sustainable living who holds a variety of standard progressive views alongside some heterodox ones.


I did that with key west. Got one exit away and bailed. We ended up kayaking in mangroves instead. 10/10.


He lacks the warmth and depth


Lots of beans have lard or pork in them.


WTF was that movie? Did they buy the rights to the title, but not the content?


The poop thing I’ll have to find the article. The syphilis is bold speculation from me and me alone.


I had to explain to my father that, because of the wording of the new york penal code, the only reason that trump isn’t a convicted rapist is that the defendant could not assert on the stand whether Donald Trump penetrated her with his penis or his finger. Digital rape is a sexual assault charge. Rape needs a penis.


… sparks?
I hate it here. Fucker has been riddled with syphilis and shitting himself since the 1980s and we allowed him to take the presidency twice.


He sure is saying a lot of things that aren’t, “it is patently false that I fuck children.”


https://ourworldindata.org/water-use-stress
Water stress doesn’t get talked about enough.


Little late in the growing season to pivot.
You both can have all of my capers, forever.
Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.
Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).
Capers can fuck off entirely.


Rag rugs are a game changer
*some rag rugs.
*Happy cake day!
This. He said the good thing… I don’t like the click bait.