Joke aside, the access badge can be revoked immediately (unless Elon somehow fucked that up too).

Elon Musky definitely fucked it up.

All Hegseth has to do slither up to Trump; cuddle, a quick handjob, and BOOM! All is forgiven.

The classic “Just jokin’, bro” defence.

Sounds like my kind of funeral.

Then it’s only 29 Helens.

No idea. All I know is Americans will use anything other than a lettuce.

Calling then Dinos works on at least different levels. They’re old and not Democrats.

“We can’t upset the fascists! We have to think of decorum!”

POTUS hears ya, POTUS doesn’t care.

This is why rights have to apply to everyone. As soon as rights only apply to one group of people, no one has rights; they have privileges.

Yeeted right into a concentration camp.

Republican feelings were hurt by the paper and some duct tape. Hurting Republican feelings. Is terrorism.

Don’t worry, we’ll continue to hate trans people and anyone not white.

• The Government

Yeah I was like wtf you mean ‘loophole’?

It’s not really a loop hope if you straight violate the Constitution and get away with it.

This is how the media normalizes a blatant unconstitutional action.

Sounds like a really great guy who has fourteen children and possibly more.

Classic Republican family values.

Well three recessions should equal a depression. So millennials are good.

Have you tried looking sad when driving around with the windows down preferrably with some sort of signage that says “I am sad, free drugs would make me happy”?

“Oops, how did we know that they would end up dead?”

Narrator “They knew.”

Guilty until proven innocent.