Did Fraudcom hire Prenda Law or something?

They were trying to convince me to not listen to them. I think about this every time I listen to them.

Add as many as you want, I’m still not going back.

Once knew someone who was convinced that Rage Against the Machine was a white supremacist band.

Property Police

You make a convincing argument.

Idiocracy

“No thanks, I’m not hungry”

They were trying to sell Titanic

There were multiple TVs throughout the store hanging from the ceiling.

In the 1900s I worked at a physical media store. Someone complained about the Titanic playing overhead having boobies visible in it, and I was tasked with using a VHS splicer to remove the boobies.