But how else am I supposed to pet the alligators? Do you seriously expect me to go all the way to Africa to pet the crocodiles in the Nile instead?

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom…

I think AP covered it.

The virtual machine I installed windows on to play games with kernel-level anticheat and other such spyware apparently isn’t compatible with windows 11. That’s a positive for 2 reasons, which are:

1. It can’t run Windows 11, so no risk of a forced upgrade
2. Windows won’t constantly harass me to upgrade.

10/10 experience, would not give give Windows access to bare metal again.

I haven’t eaten at a Mcdonalds since I was in elementary school because my entire family agrees that their food sucks.

Yeah, I read about that yesterday and I have none of the documents listed as a valid form of ID. If this was passed, I wouldn’t be able to vote.

Don’t we have enough garbage in the ocean as it is?