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Cake day: June 8th, 2023

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  • I want kids, but the government is doing their damndest to make it as difficult as possible for us by crashing the economy, cutting all federal programs, staffing agencies with NPCs, etc. Give generous paternity leave stipulations, tax credits, legalize surrogacy, and give credits for AI (artificial insemination) and surrogacy. Not to mention universal healthcare and child care credits.

    Make it easy for us to have kids, and we will, lol. Quit cockblocking us.







  • Here’s your answer:

    My friends and I categorically refuse to visit states in red. During the pandemic, their refusal to use masks and vaccines resulted in their hospital capacity reaching critical conditions, and they had to export a ton of their sick and dying to Washington and Montana, among other states. This deferred care for resident cancer patients in those states.

    Guess how they thanked the states that bailed their asses out come November 5th? If you guessed “crushing tariffs”, you guessed right.

    There are a few good souls there, but they have a disproportionately high number of extremely evil people.


  • You own a successful business and are shrewdly saving money in an unpredictable time in world history. You’ll be fine. School is always there, and if you like, you can take night classes when you are feeling bored/restless if there’s a slow season. Hell, you can go to uni on the side if there’s one locally. Don’t sweat it, OP. Follow your dreams, date who you like, and live the life that you and your gf want to live. (If your gf becomes a doctor or lawyer, you two can also swing leads on employment while putting the other through school if the relationship becomes serious. That’s what my folks did when they were young).

    Some of my clients are small business owners that either make it a full-time gig, or do it on the side, spinning up certain industrial shops, then selling them to larger companies that would like to expand to a new region or province. If you ever wanted a change of pace, I’m sure you could do something similar with tires.


  • Not only that, but if you are ever destroyed by a car or something, being married gives you the ability to see them in the hospital and make life decisions for them. I think the default is family, which might be risky in some relationships.

    Side note, it’s a very good idea for you to get your will and medical powers written up while you are young. You might not be conscious if you get injured, and you may or may not want to be on a ventilator and artificial food for 30 years.









  • Okay, this isn’t about the BS arrest, but if you are taking 30+ minutes to unsuccessfully take a shit:

    Get yourself a Fleet enema, it will make you shit like a horse in 10 minutes, guaranteed. You can find them in drugstores and it will leave you clean.

    Two, you really should be eating at least 30g of chia seeds a day, they are high in fiber and will help avoid bowel-distending events before they start. Put them in a smoothie or on yogurt. Or take metamucil if you can stand the taste.

    Three, you should talk to your doctor about distended bowels and profound constipation. If you aren’t taking a shit for a few days to a week, you might be damaging your colon, which is bad on many levels.