I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you

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Cake day: October 26th, 2023

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  • part of me wants to believe somewhere down the line, days, weeks, months, years – they’ll have a sudden realization in the shower or before bed, and never stop cringing internally

    the more realistic part of me knows in my heart that that moment may never come without being gently prodded towards it.









  • My Summer Car isn’t even really a racing game, it’s a Finland simulator that happens to involve fixing a car. And it’s also possibly the best “actions have consequences” game. An example: There is a local drunk you can sell booze to, who will regularly call you and ask for a ride home from the pub. Spoilers follow.

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    If you stiff him by selling him bottles filled with water instead of alcohol, he will slash your tires and cut your brake lines.

    2

    After giving him several rides home, he will drunkenly confide in you about winning the lottery, not having told his wife, and that he hid a suitcase full of money in the woods. You can actually find this suitcase and steal his money.

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    If you steal the money, some time later, you’ll go to sleep and awaken to him in your bedroom with an axe, about to kill you. You can knock him out and escape fairly easily, however

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    at the end of the game if you’ve stolen the money his body will be found swinging from a noose underneath a nearby bridge, and he will have left a suicide note pinned to his front door by an axe.


  • the best racing/driving game I know is Motor Town: Behind the Wheel.

    Don’t let the graphics fool you. Check out nexusmods, get the most popular ones and hoon to your hearts content – it’s not quite as deep as BeamNG or My Summer Car (which I also recommend, but they are not my favorites), but you can do some very goofy shit (1000HP EV engine in a go-kart is a personal favorite). Plus there’s tons more to do besides just races. It looks like a deceptively simple game, it is not.






  • you know, if there’s any comfort for you all, let it be this: even if trump is too old to ever see serious repercussions for his actions, there are a lot of younger men in his administration who will have lots of time down the line to think on their sins, including that little worm Carr.

    if any of you reading this live to see it and I don’t, tell them all I said I hope they enjoyed their time fucking around and that they have a very merry finding out.