First of all, they were developed around the same time; second, no one said that a protocol should remain unchanged for 35 years. And lastly, the people in “what’s wrong with these people” are the people pretending gopher is any good today, and a reasonable alternative to the web, which factually isn’t the case as apparently it did remain unchanged for 35 years. And if it didn’t remain unchanged but did not add certificates, it would just make things look even worse.

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

Wait, gopher didn’t use certificates? What’s wrong with these people? And of course these are going to be just gpg certificates, not authoritative I imagine, or it would defeat the entire decentralised thing.

I really don’t get this stuff. If you want pure text websites, just make them, you are allowed to use pure html, you don’t have to use JavaScript if you don’t want to. You can get real certificates for free from Let’s Encrypt, and you can use any free DNS service you want

Is this just yet another gopher protocol? Or does it come with anything interesting

I was just thinking “daaaamn, this is just the type of stuff that old man mickey7 would post” and would you believe it, I was right

It’s little orphan Annie, by Harold Gray!

I follow this guy in YT that reads one strip from exactly 100 years ago every day.

6, I have an exam in 2 days

The first one, probably

There is no way that a hundred hotdogs that you have to throw out at the end of every day are less expensive than a bunch of off brand protein bars that will never expire until eaten

Can you sink in slurry? Isn’t it like super dense. I remember a veritasium video where he tries to get submerged in cement but he just floats up to his waist because a human is not dense enough to sink in cement.

You are a worm through time

Relatable

I’m pretty sure no Italian ever said Garibaldi is coming, except in 1860 when he actually was coming. But you could say there weren’t any Italian at the time, as Italy was just made

No, cook him

Nah, you just want feet pics

What’s that?

The one in the picture is pandoro

I remember Bart Simpson doing that