By what criteria?

How about Delta Chat? At least as secure as Signal, open source, and decentralized.

You can do that in LibreOffice. Its just a few more clicks than in Excel. Its such a common feature they should really make it clearer. I think the feature is “Database Ranges”

I mean, self hosting is basically gardening for computers.

Looks neat, but Navidrome+Tempo have been working great for me.