Oh heavens, it’s been much more than a quarter decade. Why else was Obama’s campaign so effective? It was pitched as if our protests had actually worked and somebody up top was finally listening.

They’ve turned Hanlon’s Razor into a sword. Weaponized incompetence to maximize plausible deniability.

If you think nobody complained about the Patriot Act, you weren’t paying attention.

We had a sock basket when I was a kid!

Yeah, I think he’s dead too.

Weren’t they dubbed as ‘donuts’ or am I having a Berenstain Bears moment?

His momma Bubbafred, named by her mother Winfred.

I’m in the middle of pulling a chat friend out of his programming. His only real problem was being raised in Texas by a Good Ol Boy single father, and once he got out from under his dad’s wing, he started to realize that what he was taught simply isn’t lining up with reality.

He started out as an incel, but now he’s in therapy and has a girlfriend.

I think of it less as ‘converting’ and more just holding his hand while he figures out that his dad’s advice was complete horseshit. It takes forever, and not everybody has the spoons to pull it off, but I do, so I will.