Staff for the onboard McDonalds were all off sick.

Jesus, he’s an entitled little bitch. Businesses - whatever type of business they are - are not required to serve you if they don’t want to. I hate that it sounds like I’m defending JPM Chase and BoA, but that includes them!

Russia’s elections will never be free and fair so long as they’re still using windows.

Trump’s idiots won’t find Vance as rallying. And since the vast majority of them are racist, they’re not gonna like his marriage.

It’s staggering just how stupid this absolute wanker reveals himself to be on a daily basis.

What’s stopping home drone operators treating that law with the same contempt ICE treats laws?

Don’t forget Musk’s role in it.

I’ll Dick your York … !

A zero g fetus? That’s how you end up with Gyoro Gyoro, people! The limbs don’t know where to emerge from!!

“I don’t want muh tax dollars going to foreigners!”

They need to have a swarm of dollar signs being sucked into that megachurch.

Cow substitute. The vegans use it. ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bovine!’

They wanna do without our tasty tasty beef, go nuts. They can have overpriced and underquality beef from the US that’s been rubbed under JFK Jr’s nutsack and carries who-knows-what kind of pestilence.

nazis, nazi wannabes, MAGAts …

Funny how humans put this shit into the ocean, and the ocean spits it back out. I think there’s something in that for all of us.

What about skinny dung beetles?

Most of the MAGAts responding to information about it blame the parents for taking their baby to a riot, which is of course, not the case at all.

Already is.

The Third Reich fell; so will the Turd Reich.

I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.