whoodathunkit

It was a hit piece to move the VIX and fuck with markets. CBS WH correspondent did the same thing yesterday along with DOE Secretary tweeting bullshit and deleting the tweet.

Real story is the timing and rationale of publishing the piece.

lol

Microslop doing Microslop things as per usual

He’ll invade his diaper before anywhere else.

lolololol

shhh — don’t give them any ideas

dad?

Buckshot sales are going to skyrocket.

The brisket is beaver meat.

Bunny ears.

Same reason Trump is livid about the new Canada bridge into the US (in Detroit nonetheless). They’re about to start showing up en masse via Canada’s new trade deal with China.

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Stanford Prison Experiment

fuck ‘em

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This is such a Microslop move. At least the company stays on brand.