Smol keyboards. Each one was my endgame, but I still like them 🤗

I generally hate stuff that tries to claim my attention (through sound, color, light etc) without my say-so. It goes far enough that I cover LEDs on some obnoxious electronics, or switch over to a keyboard with slient switches

Sounds like you had a bad experience with the failed attempt at establishing agile development methods - sorry to hear that.

I just want to encourage you to give it another go with other developers that are more experienced with the methodology - in my company we’re working successfully that way for over a decade.

[edited because the initial comment was unkind]