I don’t want to wait until he’s in a box. I want him to leave politics now.

To be honest, I half hope another country sends in an extraction team to get him out and then offers him and his family asylum. It probably won’t happen, but I can dream.

Ew, but true.

Donnie Moscow right now.

I believe Tuco had something to say about this sort of thing in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Binders of women flock.

You mixed a bit of Romney into that.

They have “Russian asset go fuck yourself” money.

I’d rather not know what this guy’s version of “Aroooo” sounds like.

The good ones stop being Nazis once they get out of their information bubbles.

I didn’t read that far down.

Because I misremembered the phrase.

Rome is burning, and Ceasar is fiddling.

I’ve been wondering this since “God bless the United Shaishh!” and “COVFEFE”

Your guess is as good as mine.

I don’t remember if it was that movie or another Bruce Willis action movie, but there was a particular nonsensical line that sticks with me decades later. “I don’t care about any of this sweet tooth boot wash!” Like, wut?

Runaway Ted’s mistake is thinking Trump wants peace. Trump doesn’t want peace. HE WANTS PROBLEMS! ALWAYS!

Artist probably needed an extra label or two to make the structure look right.

I don’t think that’s what the headline meant.

Spoiler: No he wasn’t. He meant every word of that crap. He just thought others agreed with him.

But without alternating case, how else are we supposed to denote SaRcAsM aNd MoCkErY??