Not only is the food bad, expensive, and slow, but it’s also unhealthy. They fuck up orders constantly and the dining area in unpleasant to be in due to the incessant beeping. That business has literally no redeeming qualities.

Dear God, that’s horrifying!

Kraft Dinner with Dill

There’s travel options that are a bit like using one of those picnic ketchup bottles. But if you’re like me, you want to blast your ass with a pressure washer and a squeeze bottle just won’t cut it. Some people suggest using a travel water pik but I haven’t tried it myself.

More hotels need to have them 😫

TIL! Is there anything they can’t do?

Haha yeah I guess in that case I poop at work on company time too.

I’m still in the group chat for the office nearest me and there was a LOT of outrage last week because the company mysteriously removed all of the bidets. I was outraged on their behalf!

We have started a sort of bidet pyramid scheme and have converted so many people. Housewarming? Bidet! Christmas? Bidet! Birthday? That calls for a bidet!

I must admit we’re a bit selfish in that we want to minimize the likelihood of bidetless crapping when we’re away from home.

Who are all these psychopaths crapping at work

I avoid that scenario as much as possible 😅

I know it’s not genuine. I still demand the performance though.