What? I haven’t gained a tremendous amount of weight doctor. I threw out our scale months ago. The one you have here has been recalibrated by the radical left. 215lbs forever.

Correct. Definitely the most qualified person for the job.

Videos of this pop up every now and then. The robots are a bit clunky and aren’t very good at football.

Here’s one from a few months ago.

YouTube - Robots compete in football match

From the picture above it appears to actually be a photograph of Garcia’s hand.

Why would they Photoshop anything? Couldn’t that just be a picture of a tattoo’d hand; there’s nothing to identify Garcia.

They have the very important role of cushion if the tower collapses.