This despite society’s frequent demand to “Know your ABCs”.

Zinc?! I never could live without zinc …

I for one never doubted you for a second.

I bet OP invented this mysterious friend just to get some good recommendations!

Yeah, I liked how well spoken and well reasoned it was; they politely said something they could have said in a much more acerbic way.

(Not saying I agree with them either.)

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

“Do it!”

Squaring off

All fun and games until you realize your income is largely dependent on tips…

Love it, this is now the title.

It was in elementary school. We had a multiple choice test and we had to check the circles next to the right answers with an x.

Instead, I put smiley faces in all the right circles and “frowny” faces in the wrong ones and was very proud of the whole sheet. I didn’t really get into trouble, but the teacher was mildly upset and I think I had to go over it to do it the “right” way :(

Thanks for the inspiration!

A group of Fn keys, lazing in the water.

I wouldn’t mind if the title wasn’t meant to lure you in under false pretenses.

It makes it seem as though OP is thinking about writing a song to a loved one, and only when you open the post you see what it is actually about.

Would be interesting to see the breakdown by country (but difficult privacy-wise).

Usually 2 - 4 times a week, I’d say. (Germany)

Think again, Jimmy. You see, the pickles that you like so much are made with - yep, vinegar.