So many times I’ve thought fuck it, why don’t I get in on the grifting? Damn conscience getting in the way of potential riches.

So SPY 560 calls two weeks out?

My library even has 5G routers you can rent for 3 months at a time. Really great option to get internet at home if you’re on a tight budget.

For a minute in Canada we would say “if Obama were Canadian, he’d be the greatest conservative PM we ever had”

We desperately need more Luigis

Time to do the needful, America.

I really fear that this is just the beginning of much worse things to come.