What’s the problem? I loved her in Escape from L.A.

In this case, “proposed by Donald Trump” is like saying that a ventriloquist dummy with a hand up its ass and someone else mouthing the words has proposed something.

So the receipts for basically everything I’ve bought for the past year or so? Got it.

…until one of the warring countries runs out of robots anyway. That’s when the real fun starts!

And the stores lowered their prices, right?

My 50 year old knees: “Fuck you!”