They can’t perform arrests. They can only temporarily detain them with zip ties and transfer them by van to the police station.

Only what was on the biology national exam spec. Lots of hormone cycles of FSH and lutenising hormone, literally nothing outside the cervix.

They better call it off, then!

I did well training and sparring visiting a martial arts club in the next town. I’m preparing for a tournament next Sunday, my first one.

Call it rule 34

I have a badly healed broken pinky. It only hurts when I grip someone hard for a long time (get your mind out of the gutter!) such as when doing sports like rock climbing or fencing.

I regret letting my helix piercing heal up. I need to get it re-done.

I’ve always wished there was a word for the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is looking at you.