Only what was on the biology national exam spec. Lots of hormone cycles of FSH and lutenising hormone, literally nothing outside the cervix.

They better call it off, then!

I did well training and sparring visiting a martial arts club in the next town. I’m preparing for a tournament next Sunday, my first one.

Call it rule 34

I have a badly healed broken pinky. It only hurts when I grip someone hard for a long time (get your mind out of the gutter!) such as when doing sports like rock climbing or fencing.

I regret letting my helix piercing heal up. I need to get it re-done.

I’ve always wished there was a word for the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is looking at you.