Stanley Parable, the entire game is about making fun of the player.

The tax payers don’t pay for this. It’s the royals’ property.
So the tax payers hundreds of years ago paid for it.

Jurassic World 1 is my guilty pleasure.

That’s the main issue here. This fridge didn’t show ads when people bought it.
So buying things that don’t show ads isn’t enough. You need to only buy things that don’t get updates.

I just wish I could buy a cold box, a hot box, a spinny-arm water box and a spinny-drum water box without computer chips in them at all.

simple as that, the company hires new people.

From where? The large pool of unemployed skilled air traffic controllers?

The oil is the key. It’s running out and whoever controls the last drops wins.

That happens every day anyway.

He’s going to submit the plans in 2 weeks.

After the workers are finished, Mandy from Saxony comes home to see the result of the house renovation.
The entire floor is covered in white bread.
She shouts “What’s this? I wanted parquet flooring, not baguette flooring!”

(Parquet and Baguette are pronounced exactly the same in Saxonian dialect)

My Plague Inc run is finally going as planned.

And in true German fashion, they privatized it only half-way, combining the disadvantages of a privately run enterprise with the drawbacks of a state-owned company.