Checking in from the US: Now you’re getting it.

That’s the one. Gentlemen, get your vasectomy.

Don’t forget, we’re forcing people to have babies now.

Like me submitting for PTO – request denied.

Peter Gibbons: I would relax… I would sit on my ass all day… I would do nothing.

Lawrence: Well, you don’t need a million dollars to do nothing, man.

I had to pay $400 in excess of what’s already taken out of my checks – my other half, $700. What are we getting? The shaft.

Quite a few of us sort by “New Comments”. Posting to an old thread can help breathe new life into it, especially if you have something new to add to the conversation.

Pickles should be served as a spear on the side as a palate cleanser between the sandwich and the fries/chips and have no place on the sandwich.

Of course there’s always the exception to the rule, the Cuban sub.